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“I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m Here to Rescue You.”

“You’re who?”  

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”

When all else fails, get a Jedi.

“Do or Do not, There is no Try.”

Your options according to Yoda.